Whenever I read a comment saying “Everyone go home, < thing > won the internet” I think “But we are home, and so the games begin anew.”



apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

Two of the guinea pigs are actually just really good with proxies.

Good nit!

Thanks for all the in-character questions, they’re very useful.

No fancy codes today.

Anyone from the Benefactor's League: what is the weirdest enemy you had to face, and how was it weird?

Device: “Hieronymous. Reason: too many limbs.”

Adamant: “Probably Hieronymus or Nihil. Nihil was depressingly alien, and Hieronymous was far too many human. Actually, come to think of it, Hollow is pretty weird or disconcerting too.”

Augment: “Yeah, Hieronymous was weird. Lotsa tendrils.”

Device: What's the strangest thing you've ever had to deal with as a Benefactor?


I once found Harlequin trapped up a tree. He was making cat noises and demanding to be rescued.

Holly, what's your favorite color of all? What's your favorite color for painting with? Do you have a least-favorite color and if so what is it and why don't you like it? Also what is your favorite thing to paint?

Heh, well, I do like purple somewhat. Quite partial to green, though, for natural scenes.

Hmm, I suppose I’m not a fan of some really bright shades of yellow. It kinda hurts my eyes.

As for what I like painting, I suppose painting abstract stuff is kinda soothing, because you’re not really trying to match anything except what’s in your head, most of the time.

Nah nah DE I'm pretty sure friends are people you CAN'T murder. So, just do what I do! Try and kill everyone one you want to be friends with, until you find someone who doesn't die! BAM, YOU FOUND A FRIEND!

There is nothing that can stand before me.

That method wouldn’t work.

Duchess Epidermis, what are "friends"? Is there anyone in particular that you wouldn't mind being friends with?

I think friends are people you shouldn’t murder.

I kinda want friends.

Bonechild, why do you only eat living beings?


Hello there, I'm K25fF, an indeterminate entity from England who draws a bit.